The new years party had been great until the magician had showed up.
Mitch's co-workers had egged the magician on to do some tricks, and to
be fair to him he kept them all entertained with a few card tricks,
 slight of hand moves, and even the old rabbit out of the hat gag. Before
long however everyone had grown tired of the old chestnuts they'd seen on
television, they wanted something new.
"You!" the Magician exclaimed in his showman's voice, pointing his finger
 directly at Mitch's heart.
"For my next trick, I shall transform this meek little man into a buxom woman!"
They all cheered, except for Mitch, who did his best to bow out gracefully, backing
away towards the door.
"Oh no you don't!"
A sudden flash of light followed by a ploom of smoke filled the room, everyone
gasping in surprise. When the smoke cleared a woman, a buxom one at that, stood
in Mitch's place. The Magician smiled, only on rare occassions could he perform real
magic, maybe it was something to do with having an eager audience.
"Now" the Magician began "for my final trick of the night, will someone please shake her hand, I'm sure she'll find it...orgasmic"